Twitter Quotes · Page 73

When you can't stop sneaking around your ex's Facebook, pain is just inevitable.

— Alitta T

Instagram filters got a lot of people conceited out here...

— Anonymous

Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is getting boring now, can someone tell me when this game gonna finish?

— Nikhil Saluja

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

— Jerry Seinfeld

Instagram filters can only do so much. People go on like it gives you new weave and white teeth.

— Anonymous

It's unfortunate that Facebook, as soon as I come and speak out, they ban me from their platforms.

— Christopher Wylie

[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.

— Jen Kirkman

The world isn't set up equally, and the first billion people using Facebook have way more money than the rest of the…

— Mark Zuckerberg

I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that…

— Dakota Goyo

Teaching people the best way to market organically with Facebook, is like teaching them the best way to butter bread, with a…

— Jim Connolly

No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing…

— Nikhil Saluja

Why do people jump on social networking sites right when a horrible thing happens to someone? Grieve by yourself, don't beg for…

— Anonymous

Social media, to me, is like a marriage. You have to foster it and take care of it and commit to it.…

— Dwayne Johnson

In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you…

— Nikhil Saluja

I have been inundated with the most encouraging response on social media, and it almost feels like I've made a comeback! I…

— Neelam Kothari

You can use your real identity, or you can use phone numbers for something like WhatsApp, and pseudonyms for something like Instagram.…

— Mark Zuckerberg

“Social networks including Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest took a step closer to offering ecommerce on their own platforms this week, as the…

— Anonymous

I like to read quotes that touch on how I am feeling [on social media]. If I am dealing with confusion, I…

— Keke Palmer

Facebook don't let the likes and the comments make your head big ,because trust me ,we ain't getting not a red dime…

— Frenchqueen

Once everyone is connected to everyone and everything else, nothing matters anymore. If everyone in the world is your Facebook friend, then…

— Douglas Rushkoff

“Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll.…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

I've fully accepted the fact that if I'm going to do a career like this, I have to be willing to take…

— Alexa Bliss

“If you use the term 'over-exaggerate,' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over.”

— Rodney Ulyate

Social media is driving the culture, it drives peoples minds literally.

— Aeriel Miranda

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

I operate a pretty strict muting and blocking policy on Twitter.

— Lauren Mayberry

Good salespeople sell value and social media is the best place to find this value because of its transparency.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

Twitter gives you a forum to let loose a little bit and have fun.

— Tom Herman

When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook has focused on the conversation, but not really on absorbing the Web into its walled garden.

— David Rusenko

I think there should be regulations on social media to the degree that it negatively affects the public good.

— Elon Musk

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that is where I hang them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just changed my twitter crush, that should make me happy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter, Facebook and YouTube have to respect the Turkish Republic's laws

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not against Twitter or Facebook. I'm not against anything. Never say never.

— Lily Collins

Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.

— Nikhil Saluja