MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore}; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since the founding of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other mainstays of what technology writers have come to call 'the social Web' or… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
“If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I enjoy taking people on on Twitter, because often I'm cleverer and funnier. — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
Think of everything in Seattle - Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks. Then you go down to Silicon Valley - Intel, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter.… — Nicolas Berggruen Copy Share Image
“This is how it works now with the news: the story begins with a moral, then a narrative is fashioned to support… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
Finding the perfect lookalike to work with is crucial and a lengthy process. We have our regulars, but we also use social… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
