If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“LIFE IS AN ENTHUSIASM. MY EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, MY VISION ALL ARE MENTION IN MY BOOKS. WRITING LANGUAGE - MALAYALAM. I BORN… — Saravan Maheswer Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true. — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some kid gets his first iPhone, signs up to Twitter, and then tweets, 'Nikki Sixx sucks.' And I'm supposed to take that… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You know, how I deal with all my problems in a daily life, I'm tweeting shit.” — Ariel Seraphino Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really see myself getting a Twitter account. Nothing against it. I get it. I especially get it for businesses. — Derek Jeter Copy Share Image
