So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a hard enough time in high school, fitting in without having to keep up with Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook -… — Amanda Crew Copy Share Image
I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that… — Dakota Goyo Copy Share Image
I was really excited by the idea that people were sharing information now and discovering information in a totally new way on… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
