Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
By becoming the Twitter police we've volunteered to become the thought police: This seems indisputable, even uncontroversial. — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is incredibly useful. It's a great example of how the Internet is changing the way we engage with information and text.… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the risk of sounding like that old guy in 'Gran Torino' telling those 'young punks' to 'get off my lawn,' it's… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Twitter strategy should be summed up in one quote: Don't blame them for treading you as a fan, If you treat them… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There's no first impressions anymore. You go to a job interview, and they'll probably Google you. It's a shame - people should… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had to turn off my Twitter notifications for a while as I got a small minority of people sending me some… — Danny Ings Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
