Twitter Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 37

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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Ever since I heard about Aladdin, I stop trusting carpets.

— Nikhil Saluja

I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see…

— Nikhil Saluja

My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stalking your EX is injurious to heart.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out

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If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

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God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

— Nikhil Saluja

SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage

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Amazing how you can't get anything done when you do nothing.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

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A boy will manipulate your heart. The man explores it.

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True love is indescribable, yet self-explanatory.

— Nikhil Saluja

Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.

— Nikhil Saluja

Absence makes the heart go yonder.

— Nikhil Saluja

HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

— Nikhil Saluja

I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I…

— Nikhil Saluja

Gangbang sex - co-operative

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Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?

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When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;

— Nikhil Saluja