Just been talking today out here to all the Senators investigating these stock swindles and overcapitalizations. There has been hundreds of millions… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Land taxes is the thing. They got so high that there is no chance to make anything. Not only land but all… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
