Suburban Quotes by Penn Jillette

“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart…

— Penn Jillette

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

— Penn Jillette

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

— Penn Jillette

That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the…

— Penn Jillette

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the…

— Penn Jillette

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt…

— Penn Jillette

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when…

— Penn Jillette

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

— Penn Jillette

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

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Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

— Penn Jillette

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

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Freedom means the right to be stupid.

— Penn Jillette

“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.”

— Penn Jillette