Stupid Quotes · Page 94

If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa.

— Stephanie Perkins

Only love has the ability to put you in that state of bliss

— Miguel Angel Ruiz

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

— Steve Martin

“Damn. That was stupid, wasn't it? We nearly got killed over ice cream.”

— Rachel Caine

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

— Santino Marella

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Love makes you foolish. It makes you throw every bit of logic away, do stupid things, dangerous things.

— Melissa Marr

“It’s better for me to be stupid than uncomfortable, isn’t it?’ said Dora.”

— Various

Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually…

— David Bowie

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing…

— Dominic Cooper

Barack Obama is not the kind of guy we want in the Oval Office leading America. We do not want somebody who…

— Rush Limbaugh

I caught malaria, and the medicines caused a hallucination. I dreamt I won an Oscar for acting. I know it sounds stupid,…

— Rebel Wilson

I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to…

— Donald Pleasence

School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of…

— H. L. Mencken

“I think," Nick snarled, "that the stupid bastard isn't smart enough to win a poker hand with a deck of marked cards.”

— Judith McNaught

I'm obsessed with voices in film. I have this memory of how people say words, even on the most intensely stupid reality…

— Jenny Hval

Trump is unloved in his own house. A figure of ridicule, a theatrical creation, he is almost sympathetic. He was told by…

— Richard Cohen

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder…

— John Waters

“No matter how high are one's estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that: a) people…

— Carlo M. Cipolla

I have frequently detected myself in such kind of mistakes... in a total misapprehension of character at some point or other: fancying…

— Jane Austen

The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the…

— Paul Monette

I actually wanted to be a fashion designer. I did a lot with the sewing machine at home - - for Barbie…

— Heidi Klum

I think sometimes that it is almost a pity to enjoy Italy as much as I do, because the acuteness of my…

— Edith Wharton

In general, advertising isn't a "creative" atmosphere. It's a business atmosphere and your job is puzzle solving. My favorite aspect of the…

— Augusten Burroughs

“She’s obviously stupid for you. And you’re just plain stupid, so it’s a great match.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

— Amy Sedaris

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

— George Bernard Shaw

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

— Margaret Mitchell

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

— Eminem

I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

— George Carlin

“You're so stupid, sometimes." "You're stupid." "Moooom!" This book is dedicated to our mom.”

— Daniel Nayeri

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?” – Caleb

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Almost every intelligent invention is started with a stupid step.”

— Amrendra

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

— Lizz Winstead

“footnote: "With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.”

— Dan Gutman

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

— Jack Black

Love is not how wise and top student you are.because sometimes you are fool and idiot when its comes to love..

— Mariane Corbito

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

— Faina Ranevskaya