Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb! — Ralph Royce Copy Share Image
'The Muppets' is really about innocence and charm and sweetness and light and having hope - and stupid gags. — James Bobin Copy Share Image
He's stupid for hurting you, but your even more stupid if you go back to him. — Patience Copy Share Image
Dictators aren't stupid, or regimes could be toppled easily by young people mobilizing on Facebook. — Evgeny Morozov Copy Share Image
At first, I felt proud when someone said 'Your work looks like a man did it.' Then I realized that was stupid — Annette Messager Copy Share Image
“You can only be innocent for so long. After that, you're just plain stupid.” — Wentworth Boughn Copy Share Image
Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid. But stupid children can sometimes appear… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Life is damn Stupid. The ordinary people make u laugh & The special people alwaz make u cry!! Still we care for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting… — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I feel I should warn you, I’m in a really bad mood. (Syn) You’ll be in a worse mood when we haul… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Love is stupid cause it's like once your heart is broken the only person that can fix it is usually the person… — Dj Copy Share Image
“Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
“Silly,' he said with mock serenity, 'isn't a word you should ever apply to people. They may be totally stupid, in fact,… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
As soon as he ceased to be mad he became merely stupid. There are maladies we must not seek to cure because… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
How can I look back and not speak of the stupid learning about birth? Of the stupid learning that people make love,… — Muriel Rukeyser Copy Share Image
Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We're in the age of the selfie. It's just encouraging vanity. It's not even representative of anything except how you want people… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
I might try that one thing, you know, that thing people do when their eyes get all wet and stupid—what’s it called?… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can't tell… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
The Republican Party is saying that the president of the United States has bosses, that the union bosses this president around -… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
George W. Bush is a person who is totally disinterested in the world, uneducated. I'm not saying he's stupid. I don't think… — Robert Scheer Copy Share Image
I used to do standup about footballers; they are easy targets because they are traditionally seen as stupid. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
Loving the wrong person doesnt mean youre stupid.it was stupid of that person not to appreciate your love. — Nikkie_mae Copy Share Image
You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between being there for someone & kissing their ass looking stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you can't tell people that they're wrong or that they're stupid. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
Might even kill somebody and YouTube it. To whoever think their words affect me is too stupid. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Taxpayers deserve a government that harnesses technology to better serve the people. — Matt Blunt Copy Share Image
“Stupid is forgivable, but ignorance is intolerable. The first is a birth defect, the second is a choice.” — Lucee Lovett Copy Share Image
I thought you were dead. Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
