Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being two-faced ; it's called Growing up . You should try it sometime.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“ “Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.” “Exactly,” she agreed.” — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus! — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility." "Captain Dakkan," Ryan repeated. "It's good to meet you. I've heard...… — William L. Lavell Copy Share Image
“Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.” — Jeff Deck Copy Share Image
Oh, dear me." Nathalie sank back down in the chair and examined her Uggs. "The sarcasm could've started dripping off her and… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been… — Theodora Goss Copy Share Image
“Yes—I think you’re correct,” he nodded as he returned. “It isn’t saying much, sergeant, but you’re not quite the fool you look.”… — J. Jefferson Farjeon Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“So the I.F. is spying on Earth." "Just as a mother spies on her children at play in the yard." "Good to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“I tried to step back quickly but James grabbed my hand. "C'mon," he said "this'll be fun." Geez... What's your definition of… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
The world's happiest couples never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences! — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke,… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my… — Farah Khan Copy Share Image
