God Quote by Mark Twain

“If God does not have a sense of humor then I think it’s safe to say I was made by the devil.”

— Cody Edward Lee Miller

“Satan came to a lawyer and told him he would give him fame and fortune in exchange for his soul and the souls of…

— John O'Dowd

“If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has; they serve him better than any others, and…

— CHARLES CALEB COLTON

“I recalled something I’d read a long time ago about Satan. When he appeared, it wouldn’t be as a demon but as an ordinary-looking…

— Steven Ramirez

“I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.”

— Sean Feucht

“A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“in terror. I believe that Satan cannot bear to hear the sound of God’s people laughing. Godly joy is one of our greatest weapons.”

— Surprise Sithole

“(smile not, reader, for those were days in which men believed in the devil);”

— Charles Kingsley

“...this is exactly how Satan works, not through what seems grotesque and repulsive, but through what seduces us.”

— Michael Schiefelbein

“Satan does not care what you know. He only fears what you understand and apply. In fact, his assignment is to hinder your understanding.”

— Theophilus Ajadi

“The visual of Satan isn’t one of a big red devil with horns. Even worse, it’s the picture of something good, twisted enough to…

— Todd Stocker

“However...," Satan said. Bick sighed. "However, I didn't count on the growing interference of lawyers, regulators, bureaucrats and politicians into my business. I swear…

— R.S. Belcher