The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray Copy Share Image
When I anger people I'm like Wow , do I have that much power over you ? . — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television. — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“[about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How… — Alice LeGrow Copy Share Image
“If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses. Without their hard work… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature? I don't think I shall bother,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I… — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Copy Share Image
sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“So while I can spin my fantasy whenever I wish, I’m afraid you wouldn’t do for me.” Sarcasm dripped from her every… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“This was met with a long pause. “Are you really left-handed?” Mr. Marshall asked. “No. I’ve just been pretending to use my… — Courtney Milan - The Suffragette Scandal Copy Share Image
“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
“Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter." Nick digested that word slowly. "Which means what? You… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?" she asked as she slowed from a jog to a walk and placed her hands on her… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house… — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through… — Melanie Kay Taylor Copy Share Image
“Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“You've heard of 'don't harsh my mellow'...when I get sarcastic, I like it so well, it's 'don't mellow my harsh'!” — Dayanara Ryelle Copy Share Image
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You sarcasm everybody in front of your mirror, please stop being stupid in front of me. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever. — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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