“This is my ‘I give a f*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own… — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
“We are Nephilim; we fight our own battles." "That's not precisely true, is it?" said a velvety voice. It was Magnus Bane,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I once visited a place where they killed people by putting them in a chair. Not torture — that was common enough;… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand. "This makes me feel like a five-year-old," I said, licking it off.… — Mindi Scott Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
If you want to argue with me, BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“I admire all my three sons-in-law highly. Wickham, perhaps is my favourite; but I think I shall like your husband quite as… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
You aren't worried are you?" "Why should I be worried? It's just another day in the neighborhood. You know - bombs, fires,… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe. — GuyCode Copy Share Image
His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
