“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Sarcasm - Is a way of offending idiots so they couldn't even understand it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the things we say sarcastically, are what were really thinking deep down. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought… — K. Syrah Copy Share Image
I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
“Where did you live before you came here?" I asked. "The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“Where are you supposed to stay?” He ground out... “Hendrix, are you kidding me?” “By me, Reagan. Always, by me,” he answered,… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“You’re sure you didn’t leave? Didn’t try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don’t know,… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
They didn’t have novels back then. (Tory) History says they didn’t have books, yet what’s this thing in my hand? It’s square,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Julio was willing to bet that Officer "I've Seen It All" Mac had never seen a horde of black-skinned demons wearing rags… — Brom Copy Share Image
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful,” I said, already feeling myself warming up. “And delivered to me entirely without pain.” The… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like me, that's fine. It just means one less person I have to be nice to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.” “Not Jesus,” he said in all seriousness. “The hand of God.” — Gretchen McNeil Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.” — Garry Kasparov Copy Share Image
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“He's being sarcastic. I hate when people are sarcastic. It's so cheap.” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books. — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
