You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image