President Obama spent Election Day away from any press coverage, attending closed-door meetings inside the White House. But on the bright side,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her position as president of an NAACP chapter after it was revealed that she was a white… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Now that the midterm elections are over, President Obama has invited congressional leaders from both parties to a meeting at the White… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rand Paul is taking a week-long break from talking to the media to spend time with his family before he officially announces… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China now for an economic summit in Beijing. The president wore a traditional purple silk shirt along with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don’t know about his chances. I mean, I’m not saying… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Michael Jordan recently criticized President Obama's golf game, Obama responded by saying that Jordan should spend more time thinking about his… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he's running for president. Before he announced he's running, his wife went on Facebook… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today Carly Fiorina announced that she is running for president. Someone else bought 'CarlyFiorina.org' and posted 30,000 sad emoticons to represent all… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, 'You can be whatever you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In her new book, Sarah Palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
