Beijing Quote by Jimmy Fallon

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

— David Letterman

President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…

— Conan O'Brien

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like…

— David Letterman

President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.

— Jay Leno

We are living in a different world now. You can see it everywhere in international relations: It was noteworthy that, after his visit to…

— Daniel Yergin

In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship…

— Conan O'Brien

Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

— David Letterman

From the start of his administration, President Barack Obama had tried to lower tensions with Russia and refocus American attention on a rising China;…

— Keith Gessen

So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"

— Jay Leno

The world is fortunate - for the time being, at least - that it has an American president in Obama who is prepared to…

— Martin Jacques

People in China criticized President Obama for chewing gum while entering the economic summit in Beijing. They're saying he looked like a rapper. Then…

— Conan O'Brien

Obama does look good, but he could look better. The most important thing for politicians is to keep their clothes really simple and make…

— Thom Browne