Pants Quotes · Page 16

“I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.”

— Phil Torcivia

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

— Leif Garrett

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

— Simone Elkeles

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.

— Frederick Buechner

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

— Kristen Schaal

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down

— Dion Dublin

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of…

— Jeff Lindsay

“No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants.”

— Allan

I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the…

— Sara Blakely

The worst thing I ever wore, really, was rubber pants, but I don't think that was a cliche. They were just way…

— Sebastian Bach

My whole approach to wardrobe is, throw it in a suitcase and make sure they don't press it, for Pete's sake, so…

— Mel Gibson

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's…

— Kanye West

IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing…

— Terry Pratchett

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you…

— Kent V. Flannery

[A photograph] should do something to the beholder; either give a more complete appreciation of beauty, or, if nothing else, even a…

— Paul Outerbridge

I love putting on an outfit or a costume and just looking at myself in the mirror. Baggy pants or some real…

— Michael Jackson

I hate pants. This is something I have inherited from my father. He despised pants, and my mother was never allowed to…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

When we give up dieting, we take back something we were often too young to know we had given away: our own…

— Geneen Roth

Bespoke tailoring: yes! I found this one pair of pants - they're Canali - and brought them into a tailor and said,…

— Douglas Coupland

Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the…

— Denis Leary

How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn…

— Regina Brett

And you've got that look on your face again." "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't…

— Jim Butcher

She might not know what your routine is, but I do,” I said softly. “So put the lantern down. You’re not burning…

— Jeaniene Frost

If you walk into somebody's office with your hair uncombed and a pick in the back, and your shoes untied, and your…

— Michael Nutter

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

— Chad Knaus

As a teenager, I would wear Clarks, corduroy pants and striped shirts, and I loved it.

— Domenico Dolce

Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants.

— Andy Biersack

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.

— Aidan Quinn

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy…

— Dave Attell

Politics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere.

— Rahul Gandhi

They'd better be physically tough when they start pulling on their football pants.

— Vince Lombardi

I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.

— Babe Paley

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

— Zach Braff

Get yourself a pedometer. It's an inexpensive device that fits in your pocket or clips on your pants and counts your steps.

— Harley Pasternak

If a guy cant handle you in sweat pants, he sure dont deserve you in a wedding dress.

— Author Name

“If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”

— Jarod Kintz

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

— David Cross

All my bloody pants look the same; all my sweaters look the same. The shirts change; they're all blue.

— Sergio Marchionne

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

— Rebecca Romijn

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.

— Edith Head