Pants Quotes · Page 17

“And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down.”

— Lynn Viehl

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.

— Rachel Zoe

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

— Thom Yorke

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.

— Mac Davis

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

— Matthew Gray Gubler

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

— Jay Leno

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie!

— George W. Bush

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

— Dana Gould

I don't consider writing a quiet, closet act. I consider it a real physical act. When I'm home writing on the typewriter,…

— Patti Smith

I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead,…

— Cheryl Ladd

Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya…

— Anonymous

Comrades, just as the earth, after a long drought, pants for rain, so the workers of the world pant for the end…

— Grigory Zinoviev

In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants…

— Phillis Wheatley

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy…

— Leslie Nielsen

'The Secret Life of Bees' was my first novel, so I had no process. I was flying by the seat of my…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I've gotten to that point where I'm so used to being sweaty, wearing pants, and sitting like a guy in boots. When…

— Maggie Q

The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt…

— Simone Elkeles

All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it." He raised his hand. I know I did…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Movement from Brenda grabbed Thomas's attention. He looked to see her drop the knife away from Minho and step back, absently wiping…

— James Dashner

People always want an explanation about everything and I cannot give it to them. Because I don't know myself. 'Why did you…

— Hedi Slimane

Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those…

— P. J. O'Rourke

He let you have the pants anyway?" she asked. I had started talking about Maxon as soon as I could, eager to…

— Kiera Cass

Thought, stumbling, plods Past fallen temples, vanished gods, Altars unincensed, fanes undecked, Eternal systems flown or wrecked; Through trackless centuries that grant…

— Alfred Austin

Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer's a bit of a loose cannon. A suit decided long ago what it wanted to…

— Willie Geist

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

— Irvin S. Cobb

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

— Jon Foreman

When I'm at home, I wear track pants and hoodies. That's my go to comfort clothing.

— Athiya Shetty

I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

— Taylor Momsen

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on…

— Mike Mignola

My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud.

— David Macklovitch

It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants.

— Mary McCarthy

“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.”

— Michelle Rowen

It's interesting that people think that pants are masculine. Pants are pants.

— Asia Kate Dillon

“He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.”

— Jodie Beau

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

— John Green

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

— Robin Williams

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are…

— Will Ferrell

“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”

— Kathy Bryson

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

— Ted Shawn

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants…

— Mark Wahlberg