I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green Copy Share Image
When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time. — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second… — Thelma Golden Copy Share Image
Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Listen, children: Your father is dead. From his old coats I'll make you little jackets; I'll make you little trousers From his… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
Ink and paper are as cheap as sand or water, almost. No board of directors has to convene in order to decide… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Photographs are still being taken but aren't being shown. There's one of a skeleton bound at the wrists with pants still around… — Nicholas D Kristof Copy Share Image
Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants… — Johan Lindeberg Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared. — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
