Pants Quotes · Page 19

“You can “pants” your way through your novel, but you can’t “pants” your way to success.”

— Bob Mayer

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants.

— John Wooden

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.

— Rahul Gandhi

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

— Ashley Purdy

If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.

— Anonymous

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

— Richelle Mead

Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even…

— Rebecca Romijn

It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and…

— Emily Procter

If you go to a party populated by the NPR crowd and you start talking about JonBenet Ramsey, people will look at…

— Bill James

Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm…

— Darynda Jones

“Malcolm looked like the perfect battlefield commander, except for the fact that he'd forgotten his pants. His red briefs made quite a…

— Rick Riordan

[As a frontman ] I'm going to wear leather pants and get blowjobs in the studio. That would be nice. They are…

— Stephen Malkmus

Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I’m even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you…

— Alexandra Ivy

The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do…

— Shel Silverstein

Suddenly self-conscious, she shifted from one booted foot to the other. "I asked the cloud for battle-ready clothing, and this is what…

— Gena Showalter

“If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can…

— Craig Groeschel

When I have to do something fast, I wear the most unflattering rubber pants over my pants and a big easy sweater.…

— Dries van Noten

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough…

— Drew Carey

There was actually some serious time in front of the mirror, checking yourself out, checking out your shirt, checking out your pants.Combing…

— Rob Huebel

I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big…

— Caitlin Moran

I grew up in Deptford in south London, and at that time I used to wear toppers, loon pants and tonic suits…

— Gary Oldman

I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a…

— Elizabeth Taylor

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

— Gena Lee Nolin

The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount.

— Robert Montgomery

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.

— Craig Ferguson

“Magic pants?” “Without them I’m starkers,” he mused. “Shall I show you?” “No, I think I prefer the pants.”

— Jamie Wyman

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

— Karl Kraus

I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket.

— Tim Gunn

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a…

— Chris Hadfield

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the…

— Jim Butcher

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

— Lena Headey

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

— Jennifer Lawrence

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a…

— Brian Posehn

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.

— Charlaine Harris

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

— Ellie Kemper

You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy.

— Heidi Klum

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the…

— Joe Torre