Pants Quotes · Page 21

The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now.

— Jay Baer

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

— Anne Bishop

I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best.

— Ali Larter

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

— Christopher Paul Curtis

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

I would love to dress like Beyonce: some custom-print, neoprene onesie with no pants.

— Ali Wong

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.

— Veronica Roth

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

— Alexis Ohanian

I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live…

— Nikhil Saluja

“Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his…

— Chelsea Handler

I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that…

— Meg Cabot

PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of…

— Ambrose Bierce

The pants and bottoms are fuller and, again, sort of soft with either gathering or tucks of some smocking details. The tops…

— Marc Jacobs

You can have the tiniest pants ever. You can do it in the most square way. You can do it like a…

— Lil B

I don't see why clothes have to be women's or men's. It seems pretty limiting. I buy women's pants, women's shoes -…

— Vic Mensa

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can…

— Jen Lancaster

I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a…

— Angelina Jolie

For a while they wore suits or pants suits, and pants suits are kind of a women's appropriation of male costume, work…

— Shirley Geok-lin Lim

One of the first things was I made Arlo [the Apatosaurus] a younger character. And then when I was that age (around…

— Peter Sohn

Raising children is a spur-of-the-moment, seat-of-the-pants sort of deal, as any parent knows, particularly after an adult child says that his most…

— Anna Quindlen

When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I…

— Hani Furstenberg

The upside of being a part of a post-civil rights generation is that black folks really are more diverse. But the flash…

— Reginald Hudlin

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love…

— Jeff Kinney

When you start your career, you have to figure out a way to separate yourself from the pack. So I went for…

— Loudon Wainwright III

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

— Robin Williams

I like quarter-cut pants that show my ankles. I don't like baggy stuff.

— DeAndre Hopkins

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants…

— Ilona Andrews

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight…

— Queen Latifah

Well yes, the man wears the pants in the relationship. But remember, the woman controls the zipper.

— Nishan Panwar

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

— Edward Abbey

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

— Robert Towne

In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.

— George Wilson

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

— Christine Warren

Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants.

— Katie Orme

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

— Kevin O'Leary

When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material.

— Method Man

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

— Elvis Duran

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

— Angelina Jolie

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

— Anonymous