Pants Quotes · Page 22

I like quarter-cut pants that show my ankles. I don't like baggy stuff.

— DeAndre Hopkins

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants…

— Ilona Andrews

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight…

— Queen Latifah

Well yes, the man wears the pants in the relationship. But remember, the woman controls the zipper.

— Nishan Panwar

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

— Jon Stewart

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

— Edward Abbey

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

— Robert Towne

In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.

— George Wilson

PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of…

— Ambrose Bierce

The pants and bottoms are fuller and, again, sort of soft with either gathering or tucks of some smocking details. The tops…

— Marc Jacobs

You can have the tiniest pants ever. You can do it in the most square way. You can do it like a…

— Lil B

I don't see why clothes have to be women's or men's. It seems pretty limiting. I buy women's pants, women's shoes -…

— Vic Mensa

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can…

— Jen Lancaster

I don't know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received. But to some extent I'm…

— Christopher Darden

I know at one point I had bright red hair and I had bracelets from my wrist up to my elbow and…

— Mike Shinoda

I've never been good at accepting jobs six months down the line. I can't do it. If I'm thinking about this, I…

— Robert Carlyle

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love…

— Jeff Kinney

When you start your career, you have to figure out a way to separate yourself from the pack. So I went for…

— Loudon Wainwright III

The Jam went through a phase of wearing satin jackets. But that was pre-getting signed and making it, when we were still…

— Paul Weller

I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then…

— Jon Stewart

Dorina?" Louis Cesare's voice was loud in my ear. The one I had squeezed against the phone, which was squeezed against my…

— Karen Chance

I need to have a quick wardrobe. Two or three blazers with dark gray pants, two pairs of jeans, two light blue…

— Diego Della Valle

A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get…

— Simone Elkeles

I'm like the weather, never really can predict when this rain cloud's gonna burst; when it's the high or it's the low,…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

— Christine Warren

Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants.

— Katie Orme

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

— Kevin O'Leary

When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material.

— Method Man

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

— Elvis Duran

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

— Angelina Jolie

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

— Anonymous

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

— Alek Wek

It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants

— Candace Prickett

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

— Natasha Leggero

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.

— Mel Gibson

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.

— Diane Crump

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants

— Aaron Neville

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

— Kurt Angle

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

— Dylan O'Brien