Pants Quotes · Page 20

I think that androgyny is so amazing. Men's shows I can look at and say, 'I would wear that.' But there's things…

— Mark Indelicato

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

— Jason Sudeikis

T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if…

— Kevin Smith

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle…

— Tony Parsons

I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a…

— Willow Smith

I'm not using drugs to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using…

— Layne Staley

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff:…

— Diablo Cody

I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead,…

— Cheryl Ladd

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.

— Christopher Moore

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

— Sara Blakely

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of…

— Kathy Reichs

The upside of being a part of a post-civil rights generation is that black folks really are more diverse. But the flash…

— Reginald Hudlin

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

— Peter Lynch

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time…

— Dana Gould

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

— Roy Blount, Jr

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…

— Dennis Miller

You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an…

— Jennifer Rardin

I’m saying your name in the grocery store, I’m saying your name on the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal…

— Richard Siken

I love voice-acting - I can go to work without wearing pants. Although I did wear pants during Gremlins. But it's always…

— Howie Mandel

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.

— Frederick Buechner

It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double…

— Lauren Oliver

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.

— Rachel Zoe

Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I…

— Karen Chance

I cannot wear low-waisted pants - I'm constantly pulling them up.

— Peyton List

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid…

— Stephen Colbert