Pants Quotes · Page 20

The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.

— Mary Heaton Vorse

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off!

— Tom Jones

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

— Josh Billings

I used to love wearing leather pants, but then I realized I had to wear something that lets the farts out.

— Author Name

Even in L.A., where everyone's in yoga pants, I've never been the girl to run around in sweats.

— Lily Collins

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

— Warren Miller

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

— Evel Knievel

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

— Amanda Hocking

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it…

— Anonymous

In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you:…

— George Antheil

My closet is organized by tops, pants, and outerwear, but not a lot of dresses. Gowns are in another room because I…

— Vera Wang

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said…

— Dr. Seuss

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants…

— Nick Cave

The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment,…

— L.A. Meyer

There's a thrill in flying by the seat of your pants - trousers, actually: 'pants' in English means underwear - because most…

— Jordan Gavaris

I know what it's like to be famous. It's good money and it's great fun. A real kick in the pants. People…

— Pierce Brosnan

I like doing voiceover work. I just like it in general, because you're constantly working on a very first-instinct level. You show…

— Ron Perlman

Then, when the Fed's fire hoses started spraying an elephant soup of liquidity injections in every direction, and its balance sheet grew…

— David Stockman

I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do…

— Caitlin Moran

I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal.…

— Anonymous

To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's flat on Orchard and Stanton streets…

— Jacob K. Javits

I hadn't been out to the hives before, so to start off she gave me a lesson in what she called 'bee…

— Sue Monk Kidd

There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain…

— Johnny Galecki

I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming…

— Robert Pattinson

“Marius, where are my pants?” His grin widened. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

— jamie wyman

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

— Anonymous

Jonathan Sadowski is a kick in the pants; he's become a really good buddy.

— Will Sasso

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.

— Tom Kaulitz

I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.

— Anonymous

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her…

— Ann Brashares

“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”

— John Hankins

I cannot wear low-waisted pants - I'm constantly pulling them up.

— Peyton List

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

— Jesse Eisenberg

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in…

— Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“Um...we should have fewer pants on. This would be a great pants-free situation.”

— Delphine Dryden

I was obsessed with these Oshkosh pants that zipped off and became shorts.

— Evan Mock

“The thing about wearing big girl pants is sometimes they don’t fit.”

— Denise Grover Swank

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

— Anonymous

How lovely for a woman to feel her husband fancies the pants off her.

— Dawn O'Porter