Pants Quotes · Page 18

I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my ass look great.

— Anonymous

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

— Jennifer Lawrence

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

— Will Hobbs

A microphone pack once fell down my knickers and nearly pulled my pants down.

— Tess Daly

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

— Joe E. Lewis

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of…

— Kathy Reichs

As a young girl, I always wanted to kind of pin things to my pants or add patches or make something my…

— Dorit Kemsley

I tend to wear leather pants with crew neck sweaters or leather jackets with denim.

— Nina Garcia

Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I'm carrying spare pants. Then I'd need a suitcase. Next thing I know,…

— Lee Child

When I was a kid in Eugene, Oregon, there was this fantastic guitar player who went out on the tables, chairs, out…

— Meredith Brooks

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a…

— Reggie Watts

When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The…

— Hayley Williams

Grace Jones was an influence, because I was like, 'These shoulders! These pants! Girls can wear pants and be awesome.' That's something…

— Lorde

They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the…

— Ricky Hatton

I'm more of a seat of my pants, heat of the moment kind of person, which lends itself well to hosting and…

— Zachary Levi

When I was a kid, I used to sneak down the stairs when my folks were listening to 'The Witch's Tale' and…

— Al Feldstein

Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second…

— Thelma Golden

I’ll leave you guys to get acquainted. Somebody show Leo to dinner when it’s time?” “I got it,” one of the girls…

— Rick Riordan

Simple. Pared down. Timeless. The ties were never too thick or too thin; the pants were never too flared or too skinny.…

— Jennifer Grant

I have always dressed a little bit differently, even when I was in school. I would wear skirts over pants because I…

— Stacie Orrico

I know what a bozo I really am. And it's healthier for me to look at myself as a regular human being…

— David Crosby

The pursuit of God is not a part-time, weekend exercise. If it is, chances are you will experience a part-time, weekend freedom.…

— R. C. Sproul

His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his…

— Anonymous

[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for…

— Rick Riordan

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

— Robert Breault

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

— Ronnie Lott

If a guy can't handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.

— Anonymous

“Liar, liar. My pants are so on fire. And so is the rest of me.”

— Georgia Cates

My momma didn't clean up floors so I could be a thug... so I could wear my pants down.

— Mr. T

Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.

— Amanda Hocking

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!

— Stephen Coonts

Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.

— Libba Bray

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

— Cody Lundin

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.

— Rachel Caine

Most of the places I came from, you gotta do a lot of gunslinging or coaching by the seat of your pants.

— Nick Nurse

An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.

— Brad Goreski

“No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.”

— Tielle St. Clare

I might be being controversial, but I think Seal fancies the pants off Delta, and her pants are tight.

— Boy George

That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.

— Slash