Pants Quotes · Page 15

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

— Diane Kruger

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

— Nick Offerman

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

— Whitney Houston

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219

— Cassandra Clare

My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.

— Anthony Swofford

I love what TLC did with the baggy pants. I love a lot of throwbacks.

— Bebe Rexha

I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants.

— Nick Wooster

“I’m not sure nine o’clock in the morning is ready for how fabulous your ass looks in those fake pants.”

— Debra Anastasia

When I was doing 'A Disappearing Number' in Plymouth, we had to go on an hour and a half late, and I…

— Simon McBurney

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of…

— J. B. Smoove

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold…

— Mort Walker

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first…

— Shaquille O'Neal

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash…

— Mae West

I shopped for body shapers for the first time in my life and I was horrified. They were thick - it was…

— Sara Blakely

Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand,…

— Wayne Dyer

I went to my first drum n' bass rave when I was 16 and remember being terrified. Looking around, trying to figure…

— Katy B

I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with…

— Will Ferrell

Once upon a time, growing up male gave little boys a sense of certainty about the natural order of things. We had…

— Kenneth R. Miller

Once and for all the idea of glorious victories won by the glorious army must be wiped out. Niether side is glorious.…

— Peter Weiss

Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then…

— Suzanne Collins

I’m saying your name in the grocery store, I’m saying your name on the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal…

— Richard Siken

I met this girl who had a huge scar on her leg from a car accident. She was talking about how, after…

— Tinsel Korey

does you costume involve leather?" she'd asked. and he'd said, "Actually, yeah, it might." it really did. it involved a leather dog…

— Rachel Caine

The love is so powerful that both people have to surrender. I think that's the funny thing about dating somebody for the…

— Zella Day

I like very funky stuff - I tend to be attracted to flare pants and anything that has glitter.

— Ravyn Lenae

Before Covid-19, my job was to put on shoes and pants and leave the sofa so you didn't have to.

— Grace Dent

“Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.”

— Evangeline Anderson

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

— Jim Benton

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

— Dick Ebersol

I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.

— Danny Mcbride

In some ways, being No. 2 in the ratings is a real shot in the arm, a kick in the pants.

— Matt Lauer

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

— Anonymous

Like, I'll wear a bright sweater with pants that are a more classic color.

— J. R. Smith

I once wore a pair of bright red sneakers with a grey track pants.

— Jungkook

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

— Hunter S. Thompson

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

— Greg Proops

My boys wear red pants or crazy color tops. My kids are more fashion forward in their own dressing.

— Heidi Klum

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.

— Russell Westbrook

Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do.

— Cassandra Clare

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

— David Lee Roth