Pants Quotes · Page 13

“I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?”

— Dani Harper

I think it's important to not always wear pants and not always wear dresses. You should and mix that up.

— Emma Roberts

You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the…

— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

“The thing about wearing big girl pants is sometimes they don’t fit.”

— Denise Grover Swank

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

— Will Hobbs

A microphone pack once fell down my knickers and nearly pulled my pants down.

— Tess Daly

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

— Joe E. Lewis

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of…

— Kathy Reichs

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends…

— Theodore Roosevelt

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants.

— Chandler Parsons

Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat…

— Anonymous

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.…

— Jen Kirkman

You have to be a well-rounded leader. You can't fly by the seat of your pants anymore. You have to be incredibly…

— Douglas Conant

Now that's hard for many people to believe, given that the media image of a drug dealer is a black kid standing…

— Michelle Alexander

I think that androgyny is so amazing. Men's shows I can look at and say, 'I would wear that.' But there's things…

— Mark Indelicato

I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a…

— Willow Smith

I met this girl who had a huge scar on her leg from a car accident. She was talking about how, after…

— Tinsel Korey

does you costume involve leather?" she'd asked. and he'd said, "Actually, yeah, it might." it really did. it involved a leather dog…

— Rachel Caine

Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second…

— Thelma Golden

All the suits I buy have to be tailored, no matter what. But it's not just because of my height; it's because…

— Apolo Ohno

Children are keenly aware of every situation where mother figuratively wears the pants in the home, and they're scornful of her for…

— Lorne Greene

My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an…

— Kevin Smith

According to Festus, our flying table, Buford, made it back safely while we were in Charleston, so those eagles didn't get him.…

— Anonymous

You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!” But I’m telling…

— Rick Riordan

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

— Jennifer Lawrence

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

— Robert Scheer

I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my ass look great.

— Anonymous

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.

— Mel Gibson

You have more dick in your personality, than you do in your pants.

— Skylar Mathews

I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

— Taylor Momsen

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

— Bill Engvall

Pair kurtas with cigarette pants, formal pants or palazzos for a more relaxed yet classy look.

— Masaba Gupta

Leather pants are my guilty fashion pleasure. I have at least 10 pairs in navy, red, white, dusty pink, grey, suede and black.

— Abbey Clancy

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform…

— Erykah Badu

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

— Greg Behrendt

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

— Franklyn Ajaye

My favorite outfit is baggy black corduroy pants and a baggy T-shirt.

— Cameron Russell

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the…

— Jai Rodriguez

I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.

— Dree Hemingway

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty…

— Jhumpa Lahiri