Pants Quotes · Page 12

Pants get shiny even on a throne.

— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

— Mark Twain

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

— Anonymous

“He bolted up. “What’s happening? Where’s my pants?”

— Jude Watson

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

— Kane

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

— Josefina Vazquez Mota

I don't like tight pants on guys.

— Paul Dano

Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.

— Nicolas Colsaerts

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.

— Rachel Caine

“You can “pants” your way through your novel, but you can’t “pants” your way to success.”

— Bob Mayer

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants.

— John Wooden

If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants.

— Carol Moseley Braun

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

— Gary McCord

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask…

— Sam Snead

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

— Jerry Coleman

You can't be mad at people for being funny and putting on cool pants. You can get pants, too, if you want!

— Rachel Sennott

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high…

— Joe Scarborough

My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so…

— Dolly Parton

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and…

— Louise Rennison

It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress…

— Casey Legler

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material…

— Alexis Stewart

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks…

— Dov Davidoff

if you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and…

— Frederick Buechner

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns…

— J.R. Ward

Our young men are going into the professional fields because they don't 'feel called' to the mission field. We don't need a…

— Jim Elliot

I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big…

— Caitlin Moran

I grew up in Deptford in south London, and at that time I used to wear toppers, loon pants and tonic suits…

— Gary Oldman

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough…

— Drew Carey

There was actually some serious time in front of the mirror, checking yourself out, checking out your shirt, checking out your pants.Combing…

— Rob Huebel

I have this rule: It's like, if you write an amazing, cool song that you mean and then you go put your…

— John Rzeznik

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a…

— Akhil

What we're seeing now is not just a backlash against feminism. When you look at guys like [Jesse] Helms in the '80s…

— Stephen Marche

“I'm a thirty-six-year-old man, and I almost came in my pants.”

— Jasinda Wilder

Put on your big girl pants and deal.

— J.R. Ward

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

— Bill Maher

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

— Mr. Krabs

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

— Sally Rand

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

— Carolyn Hart

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!

— Sponge Bob

“Hoddies are pants for your arms!”

— Adam Young