Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. — Drake Copy Share Image
A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
I don't fly by the seat of my pants. I set strategies, and then I pursue those in unrelenting fashion. — Chris Meledandri Copy Share Image
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
You are going to be measured anyway by some means, fair or foul. Usually the one doing the measuring has nothing specific… — Phil Crosby Copy Share Image
When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it… — Jackie Cooper Copy Share Image
If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up… — Jock Sturges Copy Share Image
It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants… — Red Grooms Copy Share Image
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten… — Faith Hunter Copy Share Image
When I visit schools and talk to students about writing, I give them one word of advice and I give it to… — E. L. Konigsburg Copy Share Image
Ink and paper are as cheap as sand or water, almost. No board of directors has to convene in order to decide… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's actually happening. This is independent adulthood, this is what it feels like. Shouldn't there be some sort of… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I didn't want any middle-of-the-road creep. I always wanted the toughest guy in school, the guy from south Philly who wore tight… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
When I was your age, we didn’t have the Internet in our pants. We didn’t even have the Internet not in our… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
I love voice-acting - I can go to work without wearing pants. Although I did wear pants during Gremlins. But it's always… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
A year from now, I could go away, and people might say, 'Gosh, what ever happened to that girl who never wore… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of… — Peter Scott Copy Share Image
