Pants Quotes · Page 14

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are…

— Will Ferrell

“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”

— Kathy Bryson

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

— Ted Shawn

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

— Robin Williams

It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants.

— Mary McCarthy

It's interesting that people think that pants are masculine. Pants are pants.

— Asia Kate Dillon

“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.”

— Michelle Rowen

“He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.”

— Jodie Beau

It's not about what you did yesterday, it's what you do tomorrow. If you rely too much on yesterday, tomorrow is going…

— John Vanbiesbrouck

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…

— Jim Gaffigan

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff…

— David Lee Roth

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven,…

— Dylan McDermott

It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people…

— Benito Mussolini

I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear…

— Tom Brady

My idol was Marilyn Monroe, who was a size 16, I think, and curvy in all the right places. I will never…

— Katherine Jenkins

Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?” “Sure.” Thirty…

— Ilona Andrews

Thought, stumbling, plods Past fallen temples, vanished gods, Altars unincensed, fanes undecked, Eternal systems flown or wrecked; Through trackless centuries that grant…

— Alfred Austin

People always want an explanation about everything and I cannot give it to them. Because I don't know myself. 'Why did you…

— Hedi Slimane

Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those…

— P. J. O'Rourke

He let you have the pants anyway?" she asked. I had started talking about Maxon as soon as I could, eager to…

— Kiera Cass

Movement from Brenda grabbed Thomas's attention. He looked to see her drop the knife away from Minho and step back, absently wiping…

— James Dashner

All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it." He raised his hand. I know I did…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt…

— Simone Elkeles

[On a high school visit by Destiny's Child:] Then they appeared, golden Glamazons resplendent in hot pants the size of a dryer…

— Jancee Dunn

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

— John Green

My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud.

— David Macklovitch

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

— Irvin S. Cobb

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

— Jon Foreman

When I'm at home, I wear track pants and hoodies. That's my go to comfort clothing.

— Athiya Shetty

I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.

— Taylor Momsen

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on…

— Mike Mignola

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

— Jay Leno

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.

— Matthew Gray Gubler

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie!

— George W. Bush

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

— Dana Gould

“And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down.”

— Lynn Viehl

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.

— Rachel Zoe

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

— Thom Yorke

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.

— Mac Davis

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.

— Nelly