Body Quote by Theodore Roosevelt

They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.

— Brokencyde

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.

— Josh Gates

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I…

— Ivan Tverdovsky

When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole.

— Anonymous

I fly from the seat of my pants, basically.

— Carlene Carter

Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your hips?

— Rock Cowles

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate…

— Dane Cook

I operate by the seat of my pants.

— Jim Finks

When you're wearing jeans, there's a shift in your center of gravity.

— Ray Stevenson

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

— Anonymous

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

— Mark Twain

“The way to write a book is the application of the seat of one's pants to the seat of one's chair”

— Anonymous