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“At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as GOD. Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.” quote by AB — Download Open image

“At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as GOD. Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.”

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License my roving hands, and let them go, Behind, before, above, between, below. my new-found-land,... To teach thee I am naked first; why than…

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*@''''@* **( ' : ' )** *(@)--(@)* *(@)(@)* Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear 4 U! Just 2say I LOve You

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2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U…

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ME Widout U?…???????? It's Like A Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Music Google With No search Results Computer Without Internet Night Without Stars Day…

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U R Mø Friend, Mø companion, through good times & bad mø friend, mø buddy, through happy & sad, beside me U stand, beside…

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If you think your boss is stupid. Remember You would not get the job. If he was smarter.

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He came 2 me 1 nite … explored my body… licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left….. i was hurt………… damn mosquito! It Bites Me…

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Where there is a will there is a way. But where there is a way, there is no will.

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