Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 7

My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in…

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates…

— Nikhil Saluja

A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

— Nikhil Saluja

My ex-girlfriend started talking about marriage yesterday. Hence the 'ex'.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.

— Nikhil Saluja

A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

— Nikhil Saluja

After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out

— Nikhil Saluja

SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage

— Nikhil Saluja

Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;

— Nikhil Saluja

Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have both experienced pain and bought jewelry!

— Nikhil Saluja

Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early!

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

— Nikhil Saluja