Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 8

PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still…

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives

— Nikhil Saluja

My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;

— Nikhil Saluja

Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news.

— Nikhil Saluja

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!

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My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on…

— Nikhil Saluja

If she helps you bury the bodies, Wife her.

— Nikhil Saluja

In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood.

— Nikhil Saluja

You'll have to excuse me if I seem a little full of myself today; my wife called my paycheck cute.

— Nikhil Saluja

INFATUATION, A wasting disease easily cured -- by marriage

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill;

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For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;

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MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A female who would rather mend your ways than your socks;

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Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who…

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HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical)

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

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The secrets of a happy marriage...Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have been married to my wife 10 years today, Having sex with just one person in 10yrs is pure dedication. I…

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MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;

— Nikhil Saluja