Laughing Quotes · Page 62

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

— Behdad Sami

I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make…

— Sherri Shepherd

It hurts! It throbs with pain, the like of which I never felt the half! Mortal flesh would scream again . .…

— Alan Grant

In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly…

— Dylan Moran

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

— Steve Carell

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

— Christopher Moore

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

— Jack Handey

Life is short. Make the most of it. Put God first. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Laugh a lot. Find and live out…

— Nicky Gumbel

Laughing is not the first expression of joy. ... A person laughs in idleness, for fun, not for joy. Joy has nothing,…

— Margaret Oliphant

In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude…

— Charlie Chaplin

I've read all of Shakespeare and practiced a lot of lines. ... I am going to do Juliet first. Don't laugh. What,…

— Marilyn Monroe

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where…

— Carrot Top

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix…

— Ron Moody

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig…

— Neil Gaiman

I'm maturing. A boy crumbles from stress, a man can take some punches. Life has been beating the sh*t out of me,…

— Kid Cudi

“So, what are you doing tonight?" Me?" Janie laughs. "Homework, of course." You want company?" Carrie's looking wistful. Do you have homework…

— Lisa McMann

Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a…

— George Carlin

Part of the experience of enjoying a tennis match on TV is listening to the observations of an expert commentator -- one…

— Dave McPherson

“Fuck you." I shrug. "You already have." She rolls her eyes as her cheeks gain color. "So I have." Bethany puts her…

— Penelope Fletcher

I do what I can when I can. When my kids are at school, I have to work. But I try to…

— Shar Jackson

We'd be making sail in the dawn, with a fair breeze, singing a chanty song wid no care to it. And astern…

— Eugene O'Neill

Laws which can be broken without any wrong to one's neighbor are a laughing-stock; and such laws, instead of restraining the appetites…

— Baruch Spinoza

I think it's one of the nicest privileges as an actor is to know that you can move people in one moment,…

— Gerard Butler

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the…

— Bruce Campbell

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

— Steven Wright

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

— Coco Lee

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

— Joan Rivers

It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.

— Agnes Repplier

Please if you see this post go and like Keep Laughing for us just like how you likeed this page!! thanks in…

— Anonymous

A man must sometimes laugh at himself or go mad,’ said he. ‘Few realize it. That is why there are so many…

— Rafael Sabatini

“But how are we to write it tonight if the thing doesn’t even happen till tomorrow at the earliest?” Everyone burst out…

— C.S. Lewis

The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.

— Rumi

When I think about filming 'Lady Bird,' I think about, dancing, eating, and laughing, which are three of my favorite things, so…

— Beanie Feldstein

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh…

— Kurt Braunohler

“If laughter is one of the best medicines in life...laughing at yourself is a conducive pill.”

— Timothy Pina

“If neither crying nor laughing can change my circumstances, then I rather go through them laughing.”

— Moffat Machingura

I am a complete sucker for funny films. There is something so therapeutic about laughing until you cry.

— Ashley Roberts

Build me straight. O worthy Master! Staunch and strong, a goodly vessel That shall laugh at all disaster, And with wave and…

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light. Tragedy is the most…

— Frida Kahlo

Life's too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you're dealt.

— Mark Zupan