Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves… — Shay Mitchell Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
You are incarnations of God, all of you. You are incarnations of the Almighty, Omnipresent, Divine Principle. You may laugh at me… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I think if you look after yourself on a regular basis, and do the prep beforehand, you don't need to put lots… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I am more comfortable doing comedy, and I want to perform comedy. When you can really make someone laugh, that's a healing… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
To sing with the voice of angels as we do the work of angels. To laugh with the laugh of Buddha as… — Hugh Prather Copy Share Image
Stay with me. I’ll show you things that’ll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
People enter states of consciousness where they think they've become enlightened. The best thing to do, if you've gone through one of… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in. — Rumi Copy Share Image
You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing, you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If you take a child and you throw the child up there is a point where you see this, they go into… — Hamza Yusuf Copy Share Image
Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Karsen rounded my car staring at me in disbelief. “Since when do you dress like that?” She pointed at my red tank… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock… — Nadia Giosia Copy Share Image
The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. — Emily Saliers Copy Share Image
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
What we do every St. Patty's day, which is wear green and drink a lot of Guinness. And maybe cry a little… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I am happier than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh. Mr. Darcy sends you all the love in the world, that he… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Laughing is state of joy which is temporary. Smiling is state of contentment, the permanent one.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer. — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I… — Ilie Nastase Copy Share Image
I have perceiv’d that to be with those I like is enough, To stop in company with the rest at evening is… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
I heard my first laughter on stage, when I was about 10 years old. It was gold pantomime and I remember I… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
1. Stress improvement, not perfection (or winning). 2. Don't take yourself too seriously; laugh at yourself and have fun. 3. Set attainable… — Dick Gould Copy Share Image
Even on the poorest streets people could be heard laughing. Some of these streets were completely dark, like black holes, and the… — Roberto Bolano Copy Share Image
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
When you are happy, when you are laughing, when you are loving, the radiance of your Soul shines through, and all are… — Roger Delano Hinkins Copy Share Image
I got to play a funny part [in the The Master Of Disguise]. There was one thing my character did that involved… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
To laugh, to lie, to flatter, to face: Four ways in court to win man's grace. — Roger Ascham Copy Share Image
I still arrive, in order to laugh and to cry, to fear and to hope. The rhythm of my heart is the… — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
I find I've always been judgmental about comedy (laughs) and it's hard to turn that off, really. But what constant exposure to… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
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