I was always big on laughs, giving and receiving. It wasn't necessarily good for my teachers. Of course there's times where you… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Mac: "It's not the sidhe-seers." He stopped and went very still. JZB: "Who is it?" Mac: "The MacKeltars." He was silent a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says. "No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really… — Julian Lennon Copy Share Image
I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When you're writing for the screen you're really thinking all the time of what you have to do to make sure that… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
In this political climate, people are so shut down to other ideas - I call it a hardening of the categories -… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
People have to look to the right places for guidance. Looking at a certain type of entertainment shouldn't be where you go… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's why I laugh so much. If my face is going to stick, I'm going to like looking at it. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off… — David Niven Copy Share Image
You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing. — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
There are a lot of girls Ive found attractive, but we could never date. If a girl can make me laugh, thats… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down… — Samantha Mumba Copy Share Image
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey… — Tara Reid Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to feel that the real endangered species on planet earth are not the whales and the elephants but those of… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The devil is perfectly willing that the Church should multiply its organization and its deftly contrived machinery for the conquest of the… — R. A. Torrey Copy Share Image
When people laugh and applaud as characters are killing each other, and you never see the body that's lying there, or you… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I think family, friends and a sense of community give you greater happiness than money. But, of course, one has to have… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“Now you are walking in Paris all alone in the crowd As herds of bellowing buses drive by Love's anguish tightens your… — Guillaume Apollinaire Copy Share Image
It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When superior people hear of the Way, they carry it out with diligence. When middling people hear of the Way, it sometimes… — Laozi Copy Share Image
Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young. — Nancy Garden Copy Share Image
It isn't the big troubles in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
