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I 'ad a toy when I was little,' said Suzy. She frowned for a moment, then added, 'Can't remember what it was.… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience.… — Hal Holbrook Copy Share Image
If you've ever made up something on the spot and made somebody laugh, you can credit Jonathan Winters with inspiration. — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Editing is fun for me. That's where you make things happen. Filming a movie, I just try to set things up and… — Harmony Korine Copy Share Image
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We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest; And deal full many a thoughtless blow, To those who love… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
I hear voices. A shout. A laugh. Clay's laugh. I strained to see through the night. Fog had rolled in from Lake… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
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I was getting keys for my apartment, and I asked if I could get doubles, because I'm forgetful, and the woman there… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
It is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles; and yet when King Laugh… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams Copy Share Image
I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician's point of view. — Roger Bacon Copy Share Image
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What are you doing?" "What I've wanted to do for a long time." She couldn't move, couldn't think. She was lost in… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in systems. Everything human was imperfect and ultimately absurd. What did I believe in then? In humor. In laughing… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Topical-sketch writing were incredibly rational and well reasoned: don't do a joke if the subject doesn't deserve it. An ad hominem attack… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
I should like to see any power of the world destroy this race, this small tribe of unimportant people, whose wars have… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
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