Laughing Quotes · Page 53

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

— Ozzy Osbourne

If laughter is the best medicine, then how come people die laughing ??

— Carissa Aydaa

One laugh of a child will make the holiest day more sacred still.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

She knows how to suffer and at the same time how to laugh.

— Mother Teresa

Don't you miss it?" I say. "Being free." He laughs.

— Lauren DeStefano

Thats the beauty of sport. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry

— Pep Guardiola

He is not always at ease who laughs.

— Dante Alighieri

“Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.”

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

Each day, be sure to laugh, to think, to cry; that's one heckuva full day.

— Jim Valvano

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in a zoo Don't be mad I'll be there too Not in…

— Anonymous

; Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, and…

— Brittany Marcum

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

— David Rees

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

— Todd Barry

Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

— Sarah Silverman

I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts.

— J. Cole

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

— Phyllis Diller

We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!'Let's fight like hell…

— Donald Trump

Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know…

— Ann Aguirre

Laugh as often as possible. You must. Because the world will offer you every reason to weep. So as often as possible,…

— Maya Angelou

The theatre for me is much more satisfying as an actor because you are working in front of a living, breathing, throbbing,…

— George Takei

While I love working on dramatic characters and stories, it's comedy that I love the most. For me, it's incredibly rewarding to…

— Haley Strode

If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been…

— Pete Townshend

So I went home and I told my mom that I wanted to quit and be an actress and she said, “Huh,…

— Gena Rowlands

When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they…

— Tamora Pierce

The motto I have penned on my knuckles is that this is the best world we have--because it's the only world we…

— Caitlin Moran

I do my best to look at the bigger picture and not sweat the small stuff. I make it a point to…

— Candice Accola

In interviews, the first question I get in America is always: 'What do you do to stay young?' I do nothing. I…

— Isabella Rossellini

So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as…

— Betty White

I want to be top scorer in the Premier League, top scorer at the World Cup and, within five years, I want…

— Nicklas Bendtner

There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment,…

— Stephen King

“First you guess. Don't laugh, this is the most important step. Then you compute the consequences. Compare the consequences to experience. If…

— Anonymous

Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy,…

— John C. Reilly

Oh, womanly sympathy, love AND food?" I said, laughing. "Don't want a lot, do you?

— Diana Gabaldon

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

— Jayma Mays

[Hillary Clinton] has seen on two separate occasions, laughing at the girl who was raped.

— Donald Trump

I know some real intellectual people who might laugh, very close friends who might laugh when I'm said to be an intellectual.

— Isabelle Huppert

There may be a smile on my face, but inside I'm crying. I may be laughing, but inside I'm dying.

— Anonymous

I know this is awkward, but when you laugh after almost everything you say, it ends up undermining you.

— Emily Yoffe

I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes.

— Hussein Nishah

When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you.

— Anonymous