The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Jean Prouvaire was timid only in repose. Once excited, he burst forth, a sort of mirth accentuated his enthusiasm, and he was… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
If people become ecstatic the whole society will have to change, because this society is based on misery. If people are blissful… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I'm tired of advertising! I'm looking for new solutions that make people laugh and amuse. Italian creativity is too narrow, it still… — Renzo Rosso Copy Share Image
I'm not a - I'm beautiful, but I'm not working because I'm drop-dead gorgeous with a fantastic body. I think I continue… — Adina Porter Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If you see the world as gloomily as I see it, the only thing to do is laugh or shoot yourself. — John le Carre Copy Share Image
Listen. Look. Desire is a house. Desire needs closed space. Desire runs out of doors or windows, or slats or pinpricks, it… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
The poet is like the prince of clouds Who haunts the tempest and laughs at the archer; Exiled on the ground in… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Smiling is good for the heart, laughing is good for the soul and loving will keep you living, laughing and smiling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God, you have a beautiful laugh, and your smile. Jesus, it knocks the breath out of me." "You can't talk to me… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
There's no easy way to do this. So do it right: weep, laugh, watch, pray, love, live, give thanks and praise; comfort,… — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with… — Jessica Lowndes Copy Share Image
The talented actor needs craft. When you do a stage play, you do it once each night in chronological order. In a… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
O beautiful human life! Tears come to my eyes as I think of it. So beautiful, so inexpressibly beautiful! The song should… — Richard Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's just nothing funnier or crazier than that - doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in 'Spider-Man' the musical. It was, like,… — Jake Epstein Copy Share Image
If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
You can shop the clothing line from the app and everybody who subscribes gets 15% off everything. It's a closer look into… — Zendaya Copy Share Image
Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One… — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
I always tried not to be too mean, but my problem is that the people I tend to find hilarious don't usually… — Ana Gasteyer Copy Share Image
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
'De nada,' replied Gregorius. The Portuguese couple sat down, the train went on. Gregorius was never to forget this scene. They were… — Pascal Mercier Copy Share Image
All Pretences of foretelling by Astrology, are Deceits; for this manifest Reason, because the Wise and Learned, who can only judge whether… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Levity, you need levity to feel anything. You need to laugh before you cry. I think films that take themselves too seriously… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I think my entire career path was determined for me when I was 6 years old, watching reruns of 'I Love Lucy'… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
The autumn wind is a Raider, / Pillaging just for fun; / He'll knock you around, / And upside down, / And… — Steve Sabol Copy Share Image
As you're rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people's eyes, say something kind, and try to make… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
![“Amy [Schumer] and I each have our cross to bear when it comes to tattoos. Amy and I are funny when we fight. It just keeps escalating until one of us starts laughing. Then it's over. I'm happy that we're friends.” quote by Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/065/anthony-jeselnik-1838_amy_amy-schumer-and-i-each-have-our-cross-to_1127581.jpg)
![“If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny."” quote by Leslie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/74a/leslie-jones-30734_becoming_if-i-see-someone-not-laughing-the-first_1130178.jpg)
