Laughing Quotes · Page 52

I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.

— Adam McKay

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

— Thom Yorke

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

— Neil Innes

Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.

— Anonymous

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

— Waylon Jennings

I will laugh at the laughable while I breathe

— Mary Boykin Chesnut

Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.

— Henry Ward Beecher

Meaning of LOL;Before laughing Out Loud.Now:lack of Laughter

— Sniper Alpacino

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The…

— Rodney Dangerfield

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may…

— Anonymous

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

— Sam Elliott

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

— Drake

My friends and I sometimes laugh at each other that there is so much maintenance of a body. I paid no attention…

— Lynne Tillman

I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was…

— Tim Hawkins

“When the football team was down I just told some jokes and got them laughing their butts off." -Chris Pratt”

— Joe Allan

I make sure I'm smiling every day, I'm laughing every day, no matter how sore or achy I am or whatever.

— Booker T

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…

— Jeff Dunham

A good example of a lyric that makes me laugh but might not hit anybody right away is, "Sit behind the guitar…

— Tim Heidecker

Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset children from it. A healthy…

— Mark Gatiss

The days of wine and roses laugh and run away like a child at playThrough the meadow land toward a closing doorA…

— Johnny Mercer

Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

We'd get in the car and i'd look over at John and say 'Christ. Look at you. You're a bloody phenomenon!' and…

— Ringo Starr

A lot of the time, you're supposed to play to the top of your intelligence, as truthful as possible. But when you're…

— Ben Schwartz

Allan had come down wanting to do some sort of crucial music and I'd been involved in so-called Art Music and wanted…

— Jamie Muir

If you can laugh with somebody and relate to somebody, it becomes harder to dehumanize them. I think that most of what…

— Jehane Noujaim

The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that…

— Doug Stanhope

I could not sit seriously down to write a serious Romance under any other motive than to save my life, & if…

— Jane Austen

Nobody else even approaches the trumpet like [Sweets Edison] does: Never too much and always plenty. He's the greatest trumpet player to…

— Ella Fitzgerald

When it comes to staying myself - my career isn't my life, it doesn't come home with me. So it's a piece…

— Adele

Living in the modern age, death for virtue is the wage. So it seems in darker hours. Evil wins, kindness cowers. Ruled…

— Dean Koontz

“I Don’t Want to Miss A Thing” is a hard song to perform, I was worried that I was not going to…

— Jessica Sanchez

“Flint surprises me by laughing out loud, covering his mouth for a moment as though trying to hide it. “Oh my God—Relax.…

— Melissa Simmons

Never give up, laugh a lot. Be good to others.

— James Dashner

Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

— John Cleese

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

— Louis C. K

Praises reap not! Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not!

— William Blake

To me, there's nothing greater than making people laugh.

— Josh Peck

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

— Bill Mauldin

I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner

— Anonymous

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

— Mel Brooks