Like a stage magician, the con artist misdirects suspicion. While everyone’s watching for him to pull a rabbit out of a hat,… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If she could find a man who could feel and laugh as well as desire, she might even think about thinking about… — Melanie Rawn Copy Share Image
Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very… — Jody Lynn Nye Copy Share Image
The raillery which is consistent with good-breeding is a gentle animadversion of some foible, which, while it raises the laugh in the… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
I thought I was going to die there, alone. I thought I would never see you again." He seemed to shake off… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
When you realize how perfect [or at least better than it could be] everything is, you will tilt your head back and… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I… — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
A sincere friend conceals all your deformities, deceives and convince others that you are extremely perfect, the insincere will tell the truth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sun isn't your friend. It didn't laugh at that stupid little joke. But when the business failed, when your beauty failed,… — Sy Safransky Copy Share Image
Being a survivor doesn't mean being strong - it's telling people when you need a meal or a ride, company, whatever. It's… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and… — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
The NSF study projected a shortfall of 675,000 scientists and engineers without considering the future demand for such individuals in the marketplace.… — Howard Wolpe Copy Share Image
We all have problems or things that will get us down from time to time. No matter who we are. But a… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good… — William Friedkin Copy Share Image
To laugh is to risk appearing a fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out to another is to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
It is very important as a human being to be able to laugh at yourself and circumstances and particularly as a Christian.… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, I just want a movie that's great, that people are going to love and laugh at… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path… — Louise Jameson Copy Share Image
Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot! — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
I was raised by extremely strict - but also extremely loving - Chinese immigrant parents, and I had the most wonderful childhood!… — Amy Chua Copy Share Image
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It's much easier to cry or be angry, but to really laugh and genuinely be buoyant and laugh. That's hard if you… — Don Cheadle Copy Share Image
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