I'm against eating a human being alive - I don't do it. Somebody might make cannibalism jokes and laugh it off like… — John Maus Copy Share Image
I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
As the world is getting smaller, it becomes more and more important that we learn each other's dance moves, that we meet… — Jehane Noujaim Copy Share Image
Movies are the biggest export in the world, the biggest American export. It influences people all over the world. Music and movies.… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I have seen something like it happen in battle. A man was coming at me, I at him, to kill. Then came… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you live in the present moment, time stands still. Accept your circumstances and live them. If there is an experience ahead… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
When you're in pajamas that are sagging in the ass because you've got a battery pack that's weighing them down, and covered… — Billy Crudup Copy Share Image
What about Gale?" "He's not a bad kisser either," I say shortly. "And it was okay with both of us? You kissing… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Sebastiano and I arrive, breathless and laughing, on the stone oval of the dance floor. I’m delighted to see that Kelly’s there… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over… — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
Life was not to be sitting in hot amorphic leisure in my backyard idly writing or not writing, as the spirit moved… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
That being said, in my top five favorite movies, two of them are Alien and Aliens. I love to laugh, and I… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
Sometimes there are paparazzi that take photos and you don't know they're there. So you're laughing, kicking up your heels and doing… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You and I both know there's got to be some greater storyline for you than 'girl gets heart broken, was sad forever'.… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Sometimes I walk into a situation and I know somebody is going to provoke me - not maybe, I know he will… — Kofi Annan Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say in comparison is when I play comedy characters; I definitely put empathy in right up at… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
It's like our go-to notion of innocent and secure mythology of American life. I was always amazed when people would come up… — Todd Haynes Copy Share Image
Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two… — Plato Copy Share Image
His sympathy made tears spring to Lina's eyes. Doon looked startled for a moment, and then he took a step toward her… — Jeanne DuPrau Copy Share Image
You hear some people saying, 'I'm alive on stage; it's where I feel most complete...' I don't understand that at all; I… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
I'm going to be happy. I'm going to skip. I'm going to be glad. I'm going to be easy. I'm going to… — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
I always tried not to be too mean, but my problem is that the people I tend to find hilarious don't usually… — Ana Gasteyer Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock… — Nadia Giosia Copy Share Image
I'm the guy who will persist in his path. I'm the guy who will make you laugh. I'm the guy who strives… — Blake Jenner Copy Share Image
When people become too intense, too serious, they will have trouble in relating to any sort of social game or norm. Perhaps… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
I notice her blouse has pulled out of her skirt in the back again and force myself to stay calm. "Tuck your… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Miss Cecily," she gasped, and then her eyes went to Will. She clapped a hand over her mouth, turned, and bolted back… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
That's Collin."She panicked."He can't see you!" Don't tell me you're afraid of your own brother?"Staton seemed to think that was funny.She hated… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
Every man is of importance to himself, and, therefore, in his own opinion, to others; and, supposing the world already acquainted with… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Once you lose attachment to how you want things to be because you realize you don't control anything, there's a curiously liberating… — Daniele Bolelli Copy Share Image
He knows well the evening star, and once when he awoke, in a most distressful mood (some inward pain had made up… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I'm trying to laugh uncontrollably with whoever I'm making a song with because whatever we just listened to that we just came… — Eric Benet Copy Share Image
I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose… — Eva Green Copy Share Image
I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image