When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, When the time comes to embrace for one long last… — Joshua Kadison Copy Share Image
Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, in flames,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
They're a symbol of the whole town, pretending to fight, love, weep and laugh all the time - and they're phonies, all… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
Audiences and critics they don't like seeing what happens in real life. Why do you think comedies make all the money at… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing,… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I really worry about these political people that have no personal life. If there's nothing that's lovely, and if there's nothing that's… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits -… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
That’s just the kind of thing that kids do to each other. It’s no big deal. There’s always going to be a… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“The internet reflects us at our eccentric, absurd, trivial best. It shows us as stoned online game-players and people wearing home-made Tron… — Simon Pont Copy Share Image
Everybody knows from his own experience that after laughter, good laughter, a belly laugh, you almost feel that you have taken an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Karrin Murphy led the charge, and Sanya and I tried to keep up. She went through that sea of foes like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A blessed thing it is to have a friend; one human soul whom we can trust utterly; who knows the best and… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
I didn't like the tone of Steve Jobs [movie] [2015] at all. It was very ugly, kind of rude. I didn't laugh,… — Bun B Copy Share Image
Find time for thought, this is the source of strength. Find time for the game, this is the secret of eternal youth.… — Giannis Ritsos Copy Share Image
I did sketches and had the best time of my life because people were laughing. I was not self-conscious, because they laughed… — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
Rules for Self Discovery: 1. What we want most; 2. What we think about most; 3. How we use our money; 4.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's really hard to be a black Republican. I see what they go through. It's a good little trick the entire mainstream… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I played the tuba in high school. I wanted to be a member of the marching band. I thought, what can I… — Patti LuPone Copy Share Image
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Laughing at fear is one of the best things you can do. When you are afraid, instead of just plunging into panic,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
When the past makes you laugh and you can savor the magic that lets you survive your own war, you'll find that… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. If we can't laugh at… — Eileen Brennan Copy Share Image
This is bizarre," I say. "I think it's beautiful," he says. I give him a look. "What?" He laughs a little. "They… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I think I've just lost five pounds in fear sweat." Peabody mopped at her face. "Now I want a cannoli. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad taught me to play the guitar. We grew up with country music. We had every Willie Nelson record (laughs). I… — Chris Tomlin Copy Share Image
Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is… — Paul Begala Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Giant Wimbleweather burst into one of those not very intelligent laughs to which the nicer sort of Giants are so liable. He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am just a simple guy and I like when people enjoy themselves. I always say: you can laugh, you can cry,… — Tommy Wiseau Copy Share Image
I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
Sometimes people try to give me advice going forward, and they say, "You know, you've just got to work to be more… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
The boys, they are laughing: 'Oh, you are boxing. Very funny.' But I always challenge when people are laughing - 'I'll show… — Mary Kom Copy Share Image
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
To really be on stage and not know what you're going to say, and to be able to say something that makes… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image