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The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts…

— Gene Spafford

“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think also caffeine.…

— George Saunders

As much as I love scores of wonderful sites across the web, most of them are driven by the daily grind of the display/pageview…

— John Battelle

“My visitors are often surprised when they see the TV Mack put in my domain. They seem to find it odd, the sight of…

— Katherine Applegate

The Internet where the world pretends they give a s*** about everything (for a day).

— KevinTerribly

“The disease of our times is that we live on the surface. We’re like the Platte River, a mile wide and an inch deep.…

— Timothy Ferriss

I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity. If you…

— Limmy

“Peter Steiner’s 1993 cartoon in the New Yorker captured the promise of freedom and anonymity that the Internet once offered: “On the Internet, nobody…

— Nick Yee

Social media, and the way the Internet works, you see a lot of funny things.

— Nicklas Bendtner

If we look at life in its small details, how ridiculous it all seems. It is like a drop of water seen through a…

— Irvin D. Yalom

“The Internet and social media are like the ocean: good for surfing and fishing, but never drink any Kool-Aid made with the water.”

— M.T. Bass

Humor and absurdism are inevitable. If you look at our current massive flow of consumer products and digital communication and related media from a…

— Aaron Belz