I remember watching myself on video and being so disappointed with myself because I was constantly moving around the place and laughing.… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
I went home every night to New Jersey - or most nights - and to help with the six-grade math homework or… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on… — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer ---- Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think - Not just the… — Taylor Negron Copy Share Image
Now we have a gig economy where many people are holding down several jobs at once. The whole concept of a 40-hour… — Katrina Onstad Copy Share Image
She just laughed in his face and told him she'd sooner crawl in a bed with his father's leeches before she'd crawl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I… — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
“Much. so there is free dessert involved here." I put my hand to my forehead. "oh, that i had discovered the job… — Erynn Mangum Copy Share Image
To me it seems that too many young women of this time share the same creed. 'Live, laugh, love, be nothing but… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
We can try to gain some of the sensibility of some of the indigenous populations of the world or our predecessors 800… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
He wanted to talk to them, if he could, to discover whether they had truths about life which he had never heard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First, we are born in the same galaxy. Born of the same species. Our lifetimes overlap. The meetings between humans are so… — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
'When you were little, what inspired you to feel this way?'" Then he paused and asked, "Looking in the mirror and having… — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
I got to play a funny part [in the The Master Of Disguise]. There was one thing my character did that involved… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
comedy ... is much harder to do than drama. It's not true that laugh and the world laughs with you. It's very… — Glenda Jackson Copy Share Image
She knew he was angry, but she couldn't stop laughing. "Forgive me, Po. I was only trying to get your attention." "And… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
A priest once quoted to me the Roman saying that a religion is dead when the priests laugh at each other across… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making someone laugh is a good way to get their defences down so that they might then be open to new ideas,… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I am going to explain to you why we went to war. Why mankind always goes to war. It is not social… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“And sometimes somebody is laughing--and that laugh is stuffing all of yesterday's and today's anger back into the mouth that it's oozing… — Irmgard Keun Copy Share Image
Our plans for the future made us laugh and feel close, but those same plans somehow made anything more than temporary between… — Stuart Dybek Copy Share Image
Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I love to make people laugh and love to make people smile. The first time I performed and heard the applause, that… — James Monroe Iglehart Copy Share Image
There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind… — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
“I will chum with you, and suffer when you suffer, and laugh when you laugh. I will bite my tongue when impatient… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
I have a secret goal with my editor - he has asthma and uses his inhaler, and after I send him a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It is hard to laugh at the need for beauty and romance, no matter how tasteless, even horrible, the results of that… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not intimidated by the media, and he's not frightened by them, and in fact he loves toying with them.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise… — Josie Long Copy Share Image
We, Catholics, share many of the moral guidelines of Mormons, the difference is you guys take it seriously. When the church says… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
Roy Blount, who is the funniest person I know, journeys deep into the dark heart of humor and brings back a wonderfully… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I know he's coming by this sign, That baby's almost wild; See how he laughs and crows and starts — Heaven, bless… — Mary Howitt Copy Share Image
I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
People learn by playing, thinking and amazing themselves. They learn while they're laughing at something surprising, and they learn while they're wondering… — Sandra Dodd Copy Share Image
I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image