I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
... if you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you'll be way ahead of everybody… — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
“Anyway, I think you guys need to talk or…I don’t know. Cave to your passions.” I busted out laughing. “Oh my God,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Things have different qualities, and the soul different inclinations; for nothing is simple which is presented to the soul, and the soul… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
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I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
If you won’t marry me for the sake of your own honor, then do it for the sake of everyone who would… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
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I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they [Minho… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
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Most orgies that you go to, I have found, most of it is sad. All that wildness, all those laughs were like… — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
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After the Ed Sullivan Show, Feb. 9, 1964, at approx. 8:04pm [laughs], after that moment every album, every guitar, evey set of… — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
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![“I didn't do anyting wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they [Minho and Alby] couldn't make it. To ignore that because of some stupid rule seemed selfish, cowardly, and... well, stupid. If you want to throw me in jail for trying to save someone's [Alby]…” quote by James Dashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b5a/james-dashner-989_dinner_i-didn-t-do-anyting-wrong-all-i-know-is_2173692.jpg)
![“After the Ed Sullivan Show, Feb. 9, 1964, at approx. 8:04pm [laughs], after that moment every album, every guitar, evey set of drums that was ever sold ... 10% should have gone right into their pocket!” quote by George Thorogood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/10d/george-thorogood-10443_albums_after-the-ed-sullivan-show-feb-9-1964-at_877077.jpg)
![“I remember laughing when we made those slogans up [about abortion]. . . . We were looking for some sexy, catchy slogans to capture public opinion. They were very cynical slogans then, just as all of these slogans today are very, very cynical.” quote by Bernard Nathanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e80/bernard-nathanson-48489_abortion_i-remember-laughing-when-we-made-those-s_369215.jpg)
![“I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want [laughs]. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!” quote by Rebel Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/582/rebel-wilson-8403_actresses_i-know-i-pick-up-the-roles-other-actress_2276271.jpg)
