He lunged again. This time I stood my ground and he checked his leap at the last second....and toppled sideways. I didn't… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Laugh out, O stream, from your bed of green, / Where you lie in the sun's embrace; / And talk to the… — Phoebe Cary Copy Share Image
It was understood that they shared the same thresholds--the same inexhaustible appetite for wasting time, for discussing lofty ideas, for dissecting trivial… — Galt Niederhoffer Copy Share Image
Go ahead and laugh at Detroit. Because you are laughing at yourself. — Charlie LeDuff Copy Share Image
People expect me to cry, but I always laugh when things go wrong. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is like a roller coaster. It can take you to the highest, most spectacular heights or drop you to bottom in… — Sheila Jackson Lee Copy Share Image
I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. I laugh when I hear that people go on… — Kabir Copy Share Image
I wipe my face with my sleeve, laughing so hard my stomach hurts. If my entire life is like this, loud laughter… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing. — Albert Ellis Copy Share Image
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
I had a director who told me a story about a fan who had commented on how nice it was to see… — Will Estes Copy Share Image
When you meet a new friend, the world has more light in it, doesn't it? Things become more spontaneous, and more full… — Coleman Barks Copy Share Image
As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is no art without intoxication. But I mean a mad intoxication! Let reason teeter! Delirium! The highest degree of delirium! Plunged… — Jean Dubuffet Copy Share Image
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
He loves to sit and hear me sing, Then, laughing, sports and plays with me; Then stretches out my golden wing, And… — William Blake Copy Share Image
The most interesting thing about writing is the way that it obliterates time. Three hours seem like three minutes. Then there is… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I want people to laugh with me and Paraguay and Newfoundland, but I don't want to laugh at them. I hope in… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
All the world loves a lover, but how it does laugh at his love letters. — Edgar Guest Copy Share Image
We become more worthy the more we bend our minds to the impersonal. We become better as we take in the universe,… — Rebecca Goldstein Copy Share Image
Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh. — Martin Farquhar Tupper Copy Share Image
You, sleeping on your bed of nails. Weeping an ocean beyond the pale. Strange, sorrow is your greatest skill. You're suffering from… — Tim Finn Copy Share Image
I remember sitting in the theater watching 'Bridesmaids,' and I'm doubled over laughing, and then I'm crying in the same movie. It's… — Gina Prince-Bythewood Copy Share Image
Peter Dinklage doesn't care. He's so cool so you can laugh at it. Most actors, if you laugh they'd just have a… — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Copy Share Image
I presume that each country will have a different response to each joke. But mostly what I've seen is that everyone has… — John Michael McDonagh Copy Share Image
One of the things I liked about bringing this show back was that it gives people something to look forward to. In… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“She has a serene, glowing disposition. She looks at you and the rest of the world through the eyes of a lynx… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
You have to find a way to laugh a little bit each day despite everything, or your heart will simply run out… — Daoud Hari Copy Share Image
I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just… — John Green Copy Share Image
I will always need my Son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
It really does mean so much when your cast mates, who you respect so much, tell you that you made them laugh. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
The point is seeing that THIS - the immediate, everyday and present experience - is IT, the entire and ultimate point for… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
