If you examine any aspect of the human condition long enough, you really do have to start laughing at it. Because the… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got… — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
I think the biggest influence on the book, as far as the humor goes, comes, at least indirectly, from the men I… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, audiences just want to laugh and be entertained. They want to escape from their reality, and… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to laugh, I think of my… — Glenda Jackson Copy Share Image
When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong?” he asks, falling away immediately. “You were choking me!” I snap. “I thought you said I was joking you!” We… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
Then I saw Juli. She was two tables away from me, facing my direction. Only she wasn't looking at me. She was… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison: We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage: When thou dost… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Normal people, want to be accepted. Screwed up people, want to be accepted. It's one of the few things we have in… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
The more I watch politicians in action, it just makes me angry. I watch certain politicians get asked questions that need answers… — Paolo Nutini Copy Share Image
Even in the things that look most frivolous there has to be the threat of something quite painful to make the comedy… — Michael Frayn Copy Share Image
some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
It was a very interesting experience. You know, I don't think words could do it justice. Roseanne [Barr] is a comedian, a… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
The scariest thing about screening a comedy if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
They signed the unwind order just to spite each other,but laugh,laugh,laugh,Hayden, because if you ever stop laughing,it might just tear you apart… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
In the sometimes ridiculous action scenarios you're laughing out loud, and so the more committed and in fact the more highbrow the… — Henry Jackman Copy Share Image
Friendship is an island that you retreat to and you all fall on the floor and laugh at all the other ninnies… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
But I loved the script to 7th Heaven and couldn't say no. It made me laugh and cry, and I was hooked.… — Stephen Collins Copy Share Image
After a sound drubbing followed by half a day's fasting, I felt more like laughing than like crying; and, in half a… — Stijn Streuvels Copy Share Image
The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
To concentrate intensely for 4 and a half hours, that's too hard for me. Too tiring. I concentrate 'lo maximo' on the… — Sergio Garcia Copy Share Image
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they… — George Burns Copy Share Image
I asked the head musician if I could go onstage during the next break and he said sure. I got two laughs… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove… — Algernon Charles Swinburne Copy Share Image
It may be remarked in general, that the laugh of men of wit is for the most part but a feint, constrained… — Richard Steele Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why it was, exactly, but nothing irritated my father quite like the sound of his children’s happiness. Group crying,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better… — Sayed Kashua Copy Share Image
“feeling of when you think you can never stop laughing and you think if you don't stop, you'll burst in half and… — Cecily Paterson Copy Share Image
Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I'll… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Obviously the audience has veto power signified by whether they laugh or not, but you-not them-retain the ultimate power to decide what… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
What? Was that a laugh? (Delphine) No. (Jericho) Yes, it was. I heard it. Holy cow, call Hermes to spread the news.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
O, to be sure, we laugh less and play less and wear uncomfortable disguises like adults, but beneath the costume is the… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because… — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
There are flood and drought over the eyes and in the mouth, dead water and dead sand contending for the upper hand.… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
You know, I keep having this really weird feeling that you’re going to take me someplace later and tie me up so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
![“It was a very interesting experience. You know, I don't think words could do it justice. Roseanne [Barr] is a comedian, a laugh a minute at every turn, and this time around she was actually going to be the vice presidential candidate of another Green Party candidate. So I guess she's still in the…” quote by Jill Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e21/jill-stein-660_bus_it-was-a-very-interesting-experience-you_1660660.jpg)
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