Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug,… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I think if people who are attacking me or against me, if they would just watch one of my films, they would… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I honestly believe students of painting in the next century will laugh at the abstract art movement. They will marvel at such… — Richard Schmid Copy Share Image
I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
My favorite day at '30 Rock' is Thursday when the show airs. At lunch, we screen the episodes. For everyone to watch… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In theater, it's just you and the audience. It's less of a popularity contest. It's just you and the audience, and they're… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
My mom and dad just loved the fact that I fooled around. They just embraced it. They'd always kind of enjoy it,… — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
Anything is possible if you believe in yourself, said the guidance counsellor, stifling a laugh. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh — John Candy Copy Share Image
It's just one of those things like when you're not supposed to laugh, it makes it that much harder to stop laughing.… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I worked on dramas before, I love sinking my teeth into something dramatic or a period piece, but there's something so fun… — Skylar Astin Copy Share Image
Really, I have to laugh because there was a whole set of stories that made me sound like the Dragon Lady, you… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Nine Years Under is a sparkling debut--- brimming with love and bursting with life. Booker's Baltimore is equal parts The Wire and… — Tayari Jones Copy Share Image
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Time passes and I am still not through it. Grief isn't something you get over. You live with it. You go on… — Ann Hood Copy Share Image
I'm a good craftsman and I can have this particular intention: let's say, I want a photograph that's going to push a… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
So what if nobody came? I’ll have all the ice cream and tea, And I’ll laugh with myself, And I’ll dance with… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words.… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The older man cocked his head and gave a laugh, "We get all the ladies. But for some reason I don't think… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
It's not fear of striking out that makes me reluctant to step up to the plate. It's the fear of getting hit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh… — Michael Bolton Copy Share Image
I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better… — Sayed Kashua Copy Share Image
When I go to Europe or South America, they laugh at things that are totally different than what Americans would laugh at.… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Things have different qualities, and the soul different inclinations; for nothing is simple which is presented to the soul, and the soul… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
He could feel her laughter against his chest, and at that moment he thought that there was no better feeling than making… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,… — Rodman Philbrick Copy Share Image
Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
This album - Pain Medicine - is diverse enough and healing enough to help people get through real life sh*t whether it… — K.Michelle Copy Share Image
Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image