I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think 'Dead Poets' was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven't done before, or a role with somebody really interesting… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image