If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the simple truth that man does differ from the brutes in kind and not in degree; and the proof of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever you miss me, never you cry. For a drop of tear in your eyes, is a day less in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someones mouth while they are talking? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you ever cheat in relationship? I can't get one girl, how the hell do you expect me to get two — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fun prank idea: Replace all of the songs on someone's iPod with the Kid Bop versions — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: Hi Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: I'm rich.. Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I figured it, keeping quiet was safe. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
