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“Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks,” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks,”

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